jeffblimissylar:

Do you know who I think is the ugliest girl in school?

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That Hermione Granger

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You know what I’d give her on a scale of 1 to 10, with 1… 1 would be the ugliest and then 10 is pretty…

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I would give her

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an 8

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An 8.5

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Or 9

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Not over a 9.8

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Because there is always room for improvement

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Not everyone’s perfect like me

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That’s why I am holding out for a 10

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Because I’m worth it

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walkerflexasranger:

The pain meds kicked in…

umm who the hell is this????????????

u looking for a wife or nah

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lotolle:

typette:

doujinsushi:

when I was younger I used to watch Winnie the Pooh all the time and everytime I saw pooh eating honey I was always like “mmmm that looks good” so imagine my disappointment when I saw honey for the first time. Pooh is eating like nacho cheese lookin honey he had me excited for nothing

no, bro. Pooh is eating raw, unpasteurized honey. Like this:

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godlike

Oh my God. I’ve literally thought this my entire life. 

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May the force be ever in your favor, Harry.

Gandalf (The Chronicles of Narnia)
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cartel:

Holidays on tumblr are the best, everything turns into a joke.

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winsexter:

do u have some of those friends where u cant even remember how u became friends u just suddenly were friends

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nippletowns:

when someone suprises you with a picture and you actually look good

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gaydirectioner:

When I’m listening to Lady Gaga in my car and one of my friends tells me to change it

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